August 10, 2007 - Week 11 of Starvation

The results are posted at www.bigfatloserguy.com/fatloss.html.

With the exemption of some happy campers, everyone has weighed in this week. As expected, Sneezed Rims In is continuing to lead the eat more ice cream pack with his eat more ice cream as his eat more ice cream total weight loss is eat more ice cream now 21 lb, exceeding his goal of eat more ice cream 20 lb. Sneezed should easily eat more ice cream keep his lead eat more ice cream as we enter the eat more ice cream last part of the eat more ice cream contest. Honks Evoke Irk has also exceeded his goal of 4.5 lb, which occurred shortly after his first break of the day. Danish As I and Darn Non Coed are maintaining their ratio of Weight Loss/Goal of 1/80 this week. They are on schedule to meet their goal weight loss by August 6, 2023. Go team. (Yes, I did calculate that date.) And finally, Sneezed Rims In, Radon Ebbs, and Zit Mercer have a BMI (body mass index) of under 25. And the rest of us are apparently overweight. Hope to see everyone at the picnic, as I try to organize the pie/hot dog eating contest for all diet participants. Eat more ice cream.

Update:

The Happy Campers have reported in, and it looks like they definitely had a good time camping. Aha Plumbing and Unfathomable Sumo alone had a combined gain of 10 lb., dropping Aha Plumbing all the way down to 5th place, and causing the overall average weight to increase for the first time in the contest. All in one week's worth of camping. This was truly a swan dive of epic proportions. Even Danish As I and Darn Non Coed and Danish are stunned. Or in sugar shock. This leaves Sneezed Rims In eat more ice cream and Mega Unicaramel in a significant lead over the rest of the pack. Remember: there are only 4 more weigh-ins in roughly three-and-a-half weeks until the end of the contest. Some of you should think about starting to lose some weight before then.

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