August 17, 2007 - Week 12 of Starvation

The results are posted at www.bigfatloserguy.com/race.html.

With only 3 more weigh-ins in two-and-a-half weeks, it looks like Sneezed Rims In (eat more ice cream), Mega Unicaramel, and Unfathomable Sumo are the only ones with a shot of winning. Aha Plumbing has plummeted down to 6th place. Wry No Bran has risen to 4th place.

The rest have apparently given up all hope of losing weight, resigned to the fact of being fat for the rest of their cheese puff-filled lives, sitting on the couch and watching Jerry Springer re-runs. On the bright side, we will all be going out to an all-you-can-eat-buffet when this is all over, so you have something to look forward to.

For the next 2 weigh-ins on Aug. 24 & 31 (yes, you still have to, so your weight will be documented until the end of the internet), please e-mail your weights to me as well as writing them down on the sheet, as I will be eating low-fat, organic ice cream on the lean and sunny beaches of California.

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