February 13, 2009 - Week 5 of Starvation

The results are posted at this random website.

Wow. The Dietmeister takes a Friday off, and it all goes cheesecake in a handbasket. Seven people didn't weigh in; four gained weight; eight had no change.

Our leader is still Darn Non Coed, who didn't weigh in this week. However, he exceeded his target weight of 199 lb back in week 4. Meal Urge Maniac is still in 2nd place, and in 3rd this week is Graven Crab Oath, who rocketed up from 12th place.

Others who have climbed up the charts include Cher Jonc En (11 places), Lice Men Cry Jam (7), and Snarly Logic (6). The biggest dropper this week is Big Human Lap (7 places).

The top four in body mass lost are: Darn Non Coed, Graven Crab Oath, Meal Urge Maniac, and Hi Squid Bunnies. The Big ToWs are: Rink Arm Fell, Torrid Chasm, and Torn Men Rev Clan, seemingly confirming that Sales is a low-calorie endeavor.

Finally, our 25-and-under BMIs are: Red Dawn Tater, Radon Ebbs, Sneezed Rims In, Whackier Taro Owl, Zit Mercer, I Harm Alibi, Cher Jonc En, and Bread Snorter. That makes eight of us who are not fat, with Snarly Logic and Meal Urge Maniac not too far behind.

So you losers out there, just step away from the donut and get on a treadmill this week.

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