March 25, 2011 - Week 11 of Better Health

The results are posted at this random website.

It's week 11, and it's not looking too good. There were a large number of people that weighed in higher this week than last week, and some people that have not even weighed in for some time (who will all start getting a Cook Slide for their weigh ins).

Our inspiration, our leader, the meal compass of our group remains Mad Urea Owner, who at his lowest weigh in, has now lost 39.8 lb. He should be the Loser Hero that we should all aspire to, the one we think of as we raise that pepperoni pizza to our lips (with extra cheese-- the pizza, not our lips) and wash it down with the beverage of our choice. At that moment, we have to ask ourselves, What Would Mad Urea Owner Do (WWMUOD®)?

Trailing in second and third place are still Thank My Nose and Evil Like Horn, each lurking, waiting for our Loser Hero to stumble so they can grab the lead.

There haven't been much in the way of position changes, but Waddles Livers and Whackier Taro Owl have dropped 8 and 9 places respectively. The rest of us are just sort of stuck wherever we are.

Finally, at the bottom of the Loser Pile are Meal Urge Maniac, Whackier Taro Owl, and Chain Ad Lemming.

With only four more weigh ins, some of us are going to have to at least try finishing at a downward slope in our weight, so we can justify the buffet at the end of the contest.

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