January 20, 2012 - Week 2 of Better Health

The results are posted at this random website.

As a point of reference, the past winners of the contest have averaged 13.2% of weight loss, and 24.4 lb. The highest winning weight is 253.8 lb, and the lowest is 138.6 lb. The average winning margin is 2.02. The winner also consumed 1 pączki and 1.2 Tim Horton donuts. That donut is usually Boston Cream (with chocolate frosting), but definitely not powdered—too messy.

Our current leader is I Hum Barroom Vice, who zoomed back to the top doing what he does best, which in this case would be nothing. Same with Mill At Dell Clench, who is now in second place. In third place is someone who's actually lost weight for two consecutive weeks, Hi Squid Bunnies.

The bottom feeders this week are Bacon Kilt Myth, Radon Ebbs and Lice Men Cry Jam.

After two weeks, we're already separating into the three typical groups: those that are really trying on top, those that are somewhat serious in the middle, and the rest. You know who you are.

Big Human Lap and Mad Urea Owner have lost the most, at 5.4 lb each. I Hum Barroom Vice and Torn Men Rev Clan have gained the most weight, 1.4 lb.

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