March 2, 2012 - Week 8 of Better Health

http://mr-eman.homeftp.org/~diet/index.html

There has been a startling development in the 8th week of the BFLG contest. Those that have lost weight are doing well, and those that haven't lost weight are not. We will update this report from star reporter Captain Obvious as the story develops.

Our lead BFLG sloth is Mad Urea Owner, who has opened up a commanding lead. Denying rumors that he has been donating body parts on a weekly basis, Mad Urea Owner has lost an amazing 27 lb so far. Barring underhanded deeds such has having pizzas with everything on it delivered anonymously to his house on a daily basis (wink, wink; nudge, nudge, say no more), this may be an unsurmountable lead for Meal Urge Maniac and Jerky Creg.

Somehow after 8 weeks, Jack Fry Revs Fee has an amazing linearity of -0.998, followed by Mad Urea Owner at -0.994.

The big climbers this week are Breathy Man Jeer (+10 positions) and Tidal Dwarves (+9 positions), while Mill At Dell Clench has dropped 7 places.

Anchoring the whole group are Twit Erasing Perk, Bacon Kilt Myth, and Netz Lug Mann. Thanks for making the rest of us look better.

(Note: These weekly reports are available from the website by either clicking on the date, or by typing in the week in the url, such as http://mr-eman.homeftp.org/~diet/Week08.html.)

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