Week 02: “Is it safe?”
Sunday, March 1, 2020 at 6:28:29 PM
As many long time BFLGs know, this contest is a marathon. It took us a long time to get to where we currently are, so it will take some time to undo all of that.
With that said, at this time Team Big White is leading Team Burnt Brown Mound 2.879 lb to 2.427 lb/BFLG. Although not all BFLGs have reported in their weight, and there are still 13 more weeks to go, I think we can safely predict that Team Big White will win this event. Because Maths.
Major Chile Dog is still leading the pack. He is averaging 3.2 lb/week with a perfect linearity. Germans are (probably) famous for their pursuit of sustainability, so I’m sure he’ll be able to keep that up for the entire 15 weeks.
In second place is Rev Amok Ark, with Granola Inches in third place. The current top 3 have already lost at least 2.8% body weight.
La Babe Jar Ore has still gained the most weight. The strategy of gaining weight to win the contest almost won once. Only deep, deep shame prevented that BFLG (Bread Snorter) from winning.
The anchor / dead weight / bottom-feeding ballast in week 2 are Titan Rambler, Radon Ebbs, and AKA Pruned Spleen. They know this.