Week 2 Results
Monday, January 27, 2014 at 9:54:45 AM EST
Still leading after two weeks of excruciating dieting for all of us is Whackier Taro Owl. He holds a dominating lead over Rosy Biker Balm in second place, followed in third by Big Human Lap.
Whackier Taro Owl has already lost 4.7% body mass. He assures me he still has all of his limbs. Rosy Biker Balm, Jolly Anode Ogre, Big Human Lap, and Odd Mown Bat have all lost at least 2.2% body mass.
I Zap Air Car Figs jumped up 18 places, Odd Mown Bat jumped 17, and Keg Stamina went up 14 places. The big droppers are Chain Ad Lemming (-16 places), I Robe Jeep (-13 places), Mystic Leech Jar and Hick Hour Kit (-12 places).
Down at the bottom of the big list are Nervenarzt K. Sledge, No Crook, and Minus Slim Avatar. I’m sure they’re just pacing themselves for a big finish.
One of the first person that may need the Cook Rule applied to them is No Crook, who the rule is named after. This is notable because no irony is involved, only snickering.