Week 3 Results
Monday, February 3, 2014 at 10:12:35 PM EST
Jolly Anode Ogre and My Shaken Ton have surged up to take first and second place respectively. Jolly has lost 10 lb and My Shaken Ton has lost 9.4 lb. Both have also lost the most by percentage at 3.7% and 3.6%. Big Human Lap remains in 3rd place with a 7 lb loss.
There are 11 BFLGs with BMIs under 25, but there are also 11 with BMIs over 30.
Mystic Leech Jar, Radon Ebbs, and Hick Hour Kit have consistently weighed in higher than their initial weigh-in. It should be noted that Radon Ebbs has been about 170 lb ±1 lb in the previous 7 contests that he’s been in.
Anchoring the group down at the bottom are Jack Fry Revs Fee, Mad Urea Owner, and Minus Slim Avatar.
This week’s biggest climber is Amok Red Zinger, going up 20 places. Tidal Dwarves went up 13 places, and Mystic Leech Jar went up 11 places.
Rosy Biker Balm has fallen 18 places, Jack Fry Revs Fee 17 places, and Hick Hour Kit 10 places.
This week’s “Didn’t Make Escape Velocity So Came Crashing Back to Earth” award goes to Whackier Taro Owl. His graph is so epic that in the future, this award will be named after him. Ballads will be sung in his honor. He will be liked a lot in Facebook. The SyFy channel will make a movie about him for no apparent reason. With sharks on the bodies of giant snakes (“Sharkaconda”).
