Week 10 Results
Thursday, March 27, 2014 at 1:17:50 PM EDT
At 10 weeks, we’re two-thirds through our contest. Imagine a full cheesecake that’s been cut into three equal pieces, but with two of the pieces gone. Those #$@$%*^! They left you with just one piece!
While you hunt them down, be aware that we’ve had some casualties in this year’s contest. No Crook gave up a few weeks ago after a business trip. Rink Arm Fell never even made it to the first weigh-in. And I’m thinking of going on an anti-hunger strike until winter is more officially over (just to improve my layer of fat).
My inspiration is of course Bread Snorter, who has gained 9.2 lb so far to lead the diet competition. Jolly Anode Ogre is right behind after losing 22.8 lb, the most by anyone. Cher Jonc En is third after losing 11 lb. Those three are heading into the final stretch with a strong lead over the rest.
Down at the bottom are Nu Owns Shag Van, Amok Red Zinger, and Whackier Taro Owl. They may or may have not given up as well. It’s hard to tell at this point. We’ll find out in five weeks.
Just hang on until then. As long as you can avoid gaining weight like Bread Snorter, Larded Swivels, Mystic Leech Jar, Mill At Dell Clench, I Hum Barroom Vice, Jack Fry Revs Free, Nu Owns Shag Van, and Amok Red Zinger, consider yourself a winner (no, not really, but if it will make you feel better, go ahead).