Week 7 Results
Tuesday, February 26, 2013 6:18:42 PM EST
As we approach the midpoint of the contest, we can see the typical BFLG patterns manifesting themselves. There are at least four BFLGs that are serious/trying/inflicted-with-a-wasting-disease: Joy Ad Ogler, Meal Urge Maniac, Dang Bro Zen Rho, and No Crook.
Joy Ad Ogler still leads our contest, showing that losing weight is as easy as pie a piece of cake
about discipline and hard work.
There is the large chunk of BFLGs that fall in the “at least making an effort” category: Bread Snorter, Big Human Lap, Evil Like Horn, Cher John En, Whackier Taro Owl, Graven Crab Oath, Amok Red Zinger, Mill At Dell Clench, Hide Hen Ha, and My Shaken Ton.
The rest are in the contest so they can go to the all-you-can-eat buffet at the end.
Special mention goes to Starchiest Hen Pork, Fat Bun Fair I, and I Hum Barroom Vice whose weigh-ins have generally been higher than their starting weight. Such consistency in a diet contest deserves... something.
BFLG is paging contestants Nu Owns Shag Van and Torn Men Rev Clan. Please see the courtesy scale on the lower level.
(I’m assuming their strenuous workout routines have made them so weak that they may have passed out under their desk. If you walk by their area, please check to see if there are emaciated bodies lying on the floor. If you do find something, please put a sticky note on them in case housekeeping does their semi-decadal vacuuming.)