Week 8 Results

Tuesday, March 5, 2013 8:05:28 PM EST

There’s a bit of a change at the top. Joy Ad Ogler is still on top with a strong lead followed by Meal Urge Maniac, but No Crook is now in third place for some reason (see what happens when you actually show up for weigh-ins?).

The following have lost weight every week: Joy Ad Ogler, Meal Urge Maniac, No Crook, Big Human Lap, Cher Jonc En, Evil Like Horn, and Jerky Creg (sorry to Dang Bro Zen Rho, Bread Snorter, Whackier Taro Owl, Amok Red Zinger, Hide Hen Ha, and Papa Needs Elk Run, who missed this accomplishment by one weigh-in). Not surprisingly, most on this list are doing well.

Technically No Owns Shag Van and Torn Men Rev Clan fall in these categories as well, but without proof of life, I won’t include them in the list.

Unsurprisingly Joy Ad Ogler has lost the most weight based on percentage (-9.3%), followed by No Crook (-6.1%) and Big Human Lap (-5.5%). Starchiest Hen Pork has gained the most weight (+1.8%) because, well, Starchiest Hen Pork.

Mad Urea Owner has gone up 10 places and Papa Needs Elk Run 7 places because they actually lost weight.

Spectacular swan dives of the week belong to Team Fool Ambush (11 places), and Dang Bro Zen Rho (7 places), who barely stayed in the top ten.

That leaves us with the laggards-of-the-week: I Hum Barroom Vice, Nu Owns Shag Van, and Torn Men Rev Clan holding down the bottom.

We’re just past the midway point in our contest. There are only 7 more weigh-ins.