Week 9 Results
Sunday, March 10, 2013 3:48:43 PM EDT
I apparently jinxed a number of BFLGs last week by mentioning that they had lost weight every week, causing them to gain weight this week. Therefore I will instead use my power for good instead of evil by listing those who are above their starting weigh-in: Fat Bun Fair I, Starchiest Hen Pork, Hi I Socialize, Minus Slim Avatar, I Hum Barroom Vice, and Knock Nerd Bye.
Our leader is still Joy Ad Ogler, even though he was one of those I jinxed. He stays ahead of Meal Urge Maniac on the strength of losing the most weight so far, 23.6 lb. In third place this week is Bread Snorter, who may be trying the “lose 5% of muscle mass every decade after the age of 35-years-old” diet. He’s apparently very, very patient.
The heaviest BFLGs are Mad Urea Owner and Jerky Creg, both at 249.2 lb. The lightest are Meal Urge Maniac at 138.4 lb and Dang Bro Zen Rho at 147 lb. The closest to average this week is Thy Error Bites at 202.6 lb.
The biggest climber this week is Jack Fry Revs Fee, who went up 7 places. The biggest dropper is Knock Nerd Bye who fell 7 places. Luckily, they have avoided colliding into and annihilating each other this week.
Knock Nerd Bye joins our perpetual cellar dwellers Torn Men Rev Clan and Nu Owns Shag Van down at the bottom of the list.
Six more weigh-ins left.