Week 2 Results

Tuesday, January 26, 2015 at 11:26:11 PM EST

As we cruise into our routine of a healthy lifestyle—eating well and exercising—we need to slam on the brakes, turn the car around, and pick up the following 5 BFLGs who are heavier than their starting weights: Chain Ad Lemming, Meal Urge Maniac, Tidal Dwarves, Zit Mercer, and Larded Swivels.

Along the way, we should also pick up the 3 who gained weight from last week: Papa Needs Elk Run, Keg Stamina, and Mystic Leech Jar.

In other words, about 1/3 of the people that weighed in are heavier in some ways. In two simpler words: Diet Contest.

Our three leaders are Hide Hen Ha, Whackier Taro Owl, and I’ll Earn Chi, who have already lost a combined 16.8 lb.

The Losers at the bottom of the list are there because some of them have not weighed-in yet, so I’ll avoid shaming naming them for now.