Week 6 Results
Wednesday, February 25, 2015 at 19:36:23 PM EST
In all nine years of the diet contest, we have never had a week where everyone lost weight from the previous week while staying under his/her starting weight. Fortunately, we’re able to keep that streak alive for another week. Yay, Team.
Still leading this week is I’ll Earn Chi, who manages to stay in first place without the benefit of any bonus points, like Jolly Anode Ogre (second place) and Hide Hen Ha (third place) have.
Jolly Anode Ogre has the best linearity of the contest at -0.998. His very tight regimen of calorie usage has allowed him to lose exactly the same amount of weight between weigh-ins. Such consistency must be admired.
In the mean time, Larded Swivels has perfected the sine wave diet, fluctuating slightly up and down but ultimately stopping at the same starting weight, giving him a linearity of -0.036. At least it’s a generally negative slope.
Eight people—Zit Mercer, Team Fool Ambush, Rosy Biker Balm, Chain Ad Lemming, Nervenarzt K. Sledge, Tidal Dwarves, Meal Urge Maniac, and Dang Bro Zen Rho—all have positive slopes. Dang Bro Zen Rho may have the most positive slope. Ever. At least he’s trying.
Our bottom-of-the-sink-hole dwellers this week are Mystic Leech Jar, Larded Swivels, and Sustain Moo.