Diet Hard

I wasn’t sure if people noticed this. (Also, not an action film.) Just a heads up.

Week 10 Results

Thursday, March 26, 2015 at 9:55:01 AM EST

We’ve completed 10 weeks of the contest with 5 weeks left. It’s around this time that one-third of the group can’t wait for it to end because they’re hungry and they’re actually trying. Another third has almost lost weight and is thinking that with a little bit of work, they can still win this thing (spoiler alert: no). The last third will read this and think, “Donuts. Definitely donuts.”

Jolly Anode Ogre is still leading, and by a lot over I’ll Earn Chi and Hide Hen Ha. Can the Jolly one keep his lead? Will Chi make his move soon? Is Ha just biding her time? Stay tuned next week at the same fat-time, same fat-channel.

Both Jolly and Chi have hit their goals of 15 lb, and a total of 6 people have lost at least 10 lb. On the other hand, a total of 7 people are heavier than their starting weight. These 7 should really take some time and consider their life choices.

Still, on average, we’ve lost 4.5 lb per person. That’s not bad when a significant portion of dieters are not holding their proverbial weight.

Of course, we can’t forget about the bottom feeders of our list: Mystic Leech Jar, Bread Snorter, and Sustain Moo. I’ll just point out that everyone in life is an example for someone. It’s our choice to decide what kind of example.