Week 7 Results
Thursday, March 5, 2015 at 20:33:13 PM EST
In a spirit of utter futility, 16 of the 30 people this week were either over their starting weight or gained from the previous week. That’s over half of us. It’s almost as if dieting is hard or something. And we’re just under half-way through. If you were planning on actually losing weight during this contest, now is always a good time to start.
By how Jolly Anode Ogre stormed to first place, it’s apparently a piece of cake. A piece of layered German chocolate cake with a coconut-pecan topping. Aber bitte mit Sahne. That puts I’ll Earn Chi in second place with Hide Hen Ha still holding on to third.
Three people have lost more then 10 lb: Jolly Anode Ogre (19.6 lb), I’ll Earn Chi (18.4 lb), and Papa Needs Elk Run (10.6 lb). If Papa Needs Elk Run can lose over 10 lb, no one has an excuse why they can’t.
That’s right—I’m talking to the following who have either not lost weight or gained weight: Bread Snorter, Sustain Moo, Team Fool Ambush, Rosy Biker Balm, Nervenarzt K. Sledge, Tidal Dwarves, Meal Urge Maniac, and Chain Ad Lemming.