Week 2 Results

Tuesday, March 22, 2016 at 9:32:08 PM CET

After two whole weeks of extremely intense excercise and dieting (that’s what everyone is doing, right?), we have lost a total of 34 lbs. Except for No Crook and A Disc Area Margaritas, who both combined managed to gain 3.4 lb. So our total weight loss is really 30.1 lb.

The current Median Man is Odd Bat Mown. Remember, if you look worse than he does, be worried. Be very, very worried.

Nervenarzt K. Sledge still has a commanding lead over the pack. In fact, he may have stopped weighing in to let the rest try and catch up. Which is precisely what A Far Ash Arm is doing—catching up. She has zoomed to second place, followed by slimmer surfer (not a super hero) Whackier Taro Owl.

Bag Jar Ooze and Dang Bro Zen Rho have not weighed in in a while, so I won’t comment yet on the fact that they are dead last.

That leaves Papa Needs Elk Run, Radon Ebbs, and A Disc Area Margaritas down at the bottom.

Finally, I put everyone’s year-over-year updated charts on one page. They are in no particular order. Click at your risk.