Week 3 Results

Wednesday, March 31, 2016 at 7:41:50 AM EDT

In no surprise, Nervenartz K. Sledge still leads by a wide margin. But in a shocking surprise, Dang Bro Zen Rho has moved into second place. Along with Whackier Taro Owl in third place, that makes three of the four lowest BMIs at the top of the list.

Skinny people are currently winning this contest. This could be expected at the end of a diet contest, not at the beginning.

Ignoring Bag Jar Ooze for the moment, the bottom of the pack are A Disc Area Margarita, No Crook, and Radon Ebbs.

Big Human Lap has lost the most weight at 4.4 lb, and this week, only No Crook has gained weight from the start of the contest. That's actually pretty good for us, even in just the third week of the contest.

There are too many missing weights from people to have a good average weight for this week, but we have lost a total of 47 lb (except for, you know, No Crook).

And now that Easter is over and the snow is gone (at least, until next Monday), it should be even easier to eat better and exercise more. That's two fewer excuses that we can use.