Week 6 Results
Tuesday, April 19, 2016 at 9:13:52 PM GMT+2
Nervenarzt K. Sledge is still in first place, but probably not the way he would prefer it. He gained weight to maintain his lead. Jumping all the way up to second place is ex-lurker Big Human Lap after a dropping almost 2 lb. A Far Ash Arm has dropped to third, even after a good week.
Big Human Lap has lost the most, both in terms of percentage (4.7%) and weight (12.2 lb). I could bring up the fact that he started with the second highest weight, but I won’t, because I don’t want to take away from his accomplishments so far.
A Far Ash Arm has lost 4.1%, and Thy Error Bites has lost 3.1%.
This is about the time in the contest when I comment that the pack has separated into the ones who are really doing well (see top three places), the ones who are really trying, and the rest who are sneaking donuts and bagels when no one is looking.
This year the last two groups are overlapping, which means either the ones normally trying are slacking, or the slackers are now over reaching. Since I can’t tell which is which, I’ll just congratulate/shame everyone and encourage you to keep it up/tell you to get off your butt and keep it up/get a move on it!
Actually, the following three are really trying to be our main slackers this year. I congratulate them as well for their consistent effort of doing nothing: Dang Bro Zen Rho, Radon Ebbs, and No Crook.
Until next week.