Week 12 Results
Tuesday, May 31, 2016 at 10:08:53 PM GMT+2
I apologize for missing the last couple of updates. Getting fat on pasta in Italy Being on vacation is no excuse,
so I will try to make sure I don’t miss any more.
Big Human Lap is still our leader, having already reached his goal weight. He can’t let up though, as Nervenarzt K. Sledge has stormed all the way back up to second. Cher Jonc En, the winner from two years ago, is also within striking distance in third place.
Rounding the Group Which Is Actually Dieting® are A Far Ash Arm and Meal Urge Maniac.
Four others are in the We're Officially Trying, But Are Barely Above Statistical Significance: Thy Error Bites, Sneezed Rims In, I Robe Jeep, and Jolly Anode Ogre.
The rest are sad tree fodder, pitifully holding the refrigerator door closed from approaching food wights, getting ripped to shreds by the undead calories of late night snacking and growing extra layers of fat as if Winter is Coming. Metaphorically speaking, of course.
“Valar Moregarlicbread” (All Men Must Diet)
For three more weeks, anyway.