Week 1
Sunday, January 15, 2017 at 7:33:04 PM GMT+1
We have a couple of new BFLGers this year: Wolfram Want Hefty and Fatty McButterpants (aka, Maim Mr. Ken Blaze). Let’s show them our support and give the impression that this diet contest will change their lives!
To rest of us have been here before and know the sad, non-fake truth about this contest, welcome back! Especially those no longer at Conti, but are still joining.
Based on history, there will be three groups of BFLGers.
The first group will actually try to lose weight and will feel good about themselves at the end of the contest.
The second group will give the old college try, but these are the same that gained the freshman 15 lbs in college and that Friday bagel tastes so much better smeared in honey walnut cream cheese.
The last group is losing wrong. Just wrong. Very wrong.
And then there’s one guy that will give up all hope and live life large and alone. Most wait a couple of weeks before giving up the contest, but those more ambitious with their apathy will give up right away. (You know how you are.)
Last year, 10 out of 23 gave up before the end of the diet contest.
So the hard question we have to ask ourselves is which group will we be in? And are Tim Horton donuts valid replacements for bagels on bagel day?
Results
Taking the early lead is Jack Fry Revs Fee, followed by I Robe Jeep and Meal Urge Maniac. It should be noted here that both Meal Urge Maniac and Sneezed Rims In have actually gained weight.
As not everybody has given me their weight for the first week, we will wait another week before shaming pointing out those at the bottom
of the list.