Week 14
Thursday, April 20, 2017 at 7:24:17 AM GMT+2
As we head into our last week, we have one person who reached his goal, and two people who gained weight in a diet contest.
And the rest, like at final exam week at school, are cramming—or un-cramming, as the case may be—for the final weigh-in. You can also try adding negative mass if you don’t mind getting frosty.
Please note that this contest will not be graded on a curve.
Jack Fry Revs Fee is still our leader, but dropped slightly this week, and is within striking distance from Sneezed Rims In. Cher Jonc En is lurking in third place, waiting for either of the two leaders to stumble or to order a Hungry Howies pizza with the crazy bread.
Jack Fry Revs Fee is currently the only one to his his target weight.
The biggest jump in position this week is 4 places for No Crook. I’m too lazy to check, but this could be his highest placement ever. Or at least this year.
Down at the bottom of the pile are Radon Ebbs, I Robe Jeep, and Meal Urge Maniac.
Meal Urge Maniac, who has gained weight after 14 weeks, is also on track to get the lowest non-zero score ever at 0.006.
I don’t really know if that’s true, but let’s not go stomping people’s dream right away.
Finally, for those who like cooking shows, Australian accents, and many words not appropriate for the work place, here is The Katering Show. It is not for everybody. Or maybe even for anybody. I would suggest headphones.