Week 12
Friday, April 7, 2017 at 9:15:54 PM GMT+2
These updates have a real problem—a distinct lack of memes. Game of Thrones hasn’t started (they seem to be advocating long strolls this season); I don’t watch The Walking Dead; Breaking Bad is old news. Having farcical political comments just invites Russian hackery where they add 2 lbs to your starting weight (that’s my story and I’m sticking to it). So I’m stuck with lame jokes.
You may notice that some weights on the table are in red. This means that the BFLG has exceeded his initial weigh in. Not coincidentally, this is also the status of that person’s project at work, as evidenced by Meal Urge Maniac. The only other person who is currently in red is Keg Stamina, who has been more elusive than Big Foot or kids who eat vegetables.
Jack Fry Revs Fee is starting to run away with the race. But in a diet contest, a lead can be as tenuous as the sushi at an all-you-can-eat Chinese buffet. Sneezed Rims In is still in second, followed in third by Cher Jonc En.
The lead is even bigger when looking at percentage fat loss. Jack Fry Revs Fee is at 8.4%, while the next closest, Sneezed Rims In, is at 4.1%. The overall average is 2.4%. Sad.
No Crook has left the cellar dwellers for this week. It’s probably temporarily. In his place is Odd Bat Mown. The other two regulars, I Robe Jeep and Meal Urge Maniac, round out the bottom.