Week 15

Thursday, May 4, 2017 at 10:58:19 PM GMT+2

Well, that’s over.

Congratulations to Jack Fry Revs Fee, our 2017 Big Loser Winner, losing 16.6 lb., and the only one to hit his target weight.

Sneezed Rims In came in second, losing 8.6 lb. Cher Jonc En was third, losing 6 lb.

Papa Need Elk Run lost the second most amount of weight at 9.8 lb. Stop Think Research lost 8 lb, and No Crook lost 7.8 lb.

To round off people that actually seemed like they were trying, Mill At Dell Clench lost 6.5 lb, and Fatty McButterpants lost 6 lb.

All of the people listed above were above the average with respect to the final score.

The rest of us are terrible, horrible people.

And the worst are those few who can’t follow through with things in life, leaving behind a trail of failure, broken dreams, and boxes of Tim Horton donuts (and at least 3 consecutive weeks of no weigh-ins to finish the contest).

Please think about your infinite shame as you prepare for next year’s contest. And by prepare, I mean gain more weight.

Also, I Robe Jeep came in last, not me.