Week 9 Results
Tuesday, March 18, 2014 at 8:27:59 AM EDT
The Pi Day (3/14) celebrations must have gone well for Bread Snorter (I went with Dutch apple pie this year). He gained 2.8 lb to snatch the lead from Jolly Anode Ogre. Cher Jonc En is now in third place.
Public Service Announcement: Next year will be Super Pi Day (3/14/15). Start planning for it now! Also note that Europeans can’t celebrate Pi day because they don’t have a 14th month in their metric system (03.14) or 31 days in April (31.4). The best approximation they have is in July (22/7).
Jolly Anode Ogre has lost 8.0% so far, while Bread Snorter has gained 4.7%.
The suspense is terrible. I hope it’ll last.
We’ve lost a total of 142.6 lb, not quite a 50th-percentile male. For those that have gained weight (you know who you are, but I’ll list you here for every one else to know: Bread Snorter, Larded Swivels, Mystic Leech Jar, Minus Slim Avatar, I Hum Barroom Vice, and Nu Own Shag Van), you’ve gained 7.1 lb. Our net is therefore a 135.5 lb loss.
At the bottom of our list are I Hum Barroom Vice, Nu Owns Shag Van, and Mill At Dell Clench. They seem to like it down there.